CMEN 2026
Welcome to the
CMEN 2026
Northern California Gathering

Tuesday, 7/21

8 am - 9 amFriends of Bill W. – Bobbitt Hall
8 am - 9:30 amBreakfast – Dining Hall. Eggs, Sausage, Waffles, Yogurt, Granola, Assorted Cereals, Coffee, Juice, Milk
9:30 am - 10 amSunblock Fairies – Claar House Deck
10 am - 12 noonBridge 101 – Claar House. Play or learn to play the grandaddy of all card games. All levels, beginner to expert, welcome to play!
10:15 amHike – Claar House Deck Area
12 noon - 1 pmLunch – Dining Hall. Tuna Melts, BLTs
1:30 pm - 2:30 pmTalent Show Rehearsal – Claar House Deck
1:30 pm - 4:30 pmPool Open – Pool
2 pm - 3 pmFlexible Rope Cock Ring – Outside Massage Tent. A rope cock ring that allows specific adjustable tightness to help achieve a stiffie. Learn how to use, then have time to experiment with yourself or a new rope buddy. First 50 people get a free rope cock ring.
2 pm - 3:30 pmCBT: Hurts so Good – Bobbitt Hall. Workshop will cover what CBT is. Safe dom / sub practices. Consensual play. Exploration using toys and items around your house. Do’s and don’ts.
3 pm - 4:30 pmCards Against Humanity – Claar House. Come play the game where you get to know how your fellow members think.
3:30 pm - 4:30 pmMassage Workshop — facilitated – Massage Tent. Enjoy this traditional workshop presented many times throughout the year by CMEN.
4 pm - 6 pmGeneral Store – Claar House Deck Area. Bring any items you have to sell or promote. Selling of personal items is prohibited except during General Store.
5 pm - 6:35 pmSocial Hour: Men in Uniform – Field near Claar House. Ah, there’s nothing like the smell of a man in uniform! (…except maybe a man OUT of his uniform!) Who are your favorite uniformed men? Are they the royal red troopers that you dream of mounting or the aces in the sky with whom you want to ride off into the sunset? Or maybe it’s the officers who preserve the peace, the doctors who heal, or the postmen who deliver? Major military madness might be upon us this afternoon. Play Cops and Robbers, or Cowboys and Indians. Come in a Wrestling uniform or as the High School nurse! Wear your favorite uniform accessories and serve!
6:35 pmCircle – Outside Dining Hall
6:45 pm - 7:30 pmDinner – Dining Hall. Hawaiian Pork Roast, Rice, Soft Rolls, Skillet Cabbage
7:30 pm - 8 pmRegistration – Claar House
8 pm - 8:15 pmVideos from earlier CMEN Gatherings – Claar House Deck
8:15 pmEvening Show – Claar House Deck. 1 vs 100 · Talent / No Talent Show · Karaoke
9:30 pm (after the show)Texas Hold 'em – Claar House back table. All are welcome!
10 pmLate Night Activities – Claar House, Deck and nearby Tents. Including dancing with D.J. Dave Brown.